you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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