I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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