I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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