honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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