Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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