Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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