So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
