Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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