I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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