i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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