What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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