If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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