tell your sister to shave her snatch
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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