you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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