the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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