if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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