The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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