I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
