Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
