i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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