Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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