From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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