idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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