She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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