Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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