Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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