The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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