the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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