Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
ok first of all what the fuck
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