im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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