So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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