It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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