get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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