Me too!
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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