Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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