Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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