Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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