she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
please don't ironically join a cult
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