Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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