Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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