Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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