its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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