even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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