you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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