I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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