you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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