Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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