that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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