Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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