Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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