Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize