So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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