No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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