i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this beer tastes like vomit already
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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