I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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