Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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